My posts have been a little heavy lately, and I think it’s time to lighten things up. Here’s 31 signs you think like a Kardashian (Jenner-Disick-West).
1. You’ve seen every episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
2. And Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami.
3. And Kim and Kourtney Take Miami.
4. And Kourtney and Kim Take New York.
5. And Khloé and Lamar (tear, tear).
6. You noticed I put the accent over the e in Khloé, and you’ve appreciated it.
7. You also noticed that I wrote Kim and Kourtney Take Miami, instead of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, and it annoyed you.
8. You follow all of the Kardashian-Jenners on twitter and instagram (including Brody, Brandon and Leah).
9. You made a keek account just so you can watch their videos.
10. You play Kim Kardashian: Hollywood.
11. You’ve stayed up way too late playing/ have spent real money on the game. You take your journey to the A-List very seriously.
12. You defend The Kardashians when people say they’re famous for “being famous.”
13. You also defend
Scott Lord Disick.
14. You have bought clothes, books or beauty products from their collections.
15. Your instagram selfies are Kardashian inspired.
16. Some of your posts are even attempts to recreate their pictures.
17. You answered “as long as they live” on my Kimye poll ().
18. You have E! News alerts for every family member.
19. When you watch TV, the first channel you turn on is E!.
20. You’ve noticed the Iced Green Tea they drink in almost every episode of KUWTK, so you’ve ordered it at Starbucks.
21. You’ve caught yourself using words like “bible,” and “hand hug.”
22. You want your future daughter to be just like Penelope.
23. And your son to be just like Mason.
24. You get annoyed that you never get to see North West on the show.
25. You have practiced your Kourtney voice.
26. Your favorite family member changes, but at least 80% of the time it’s Khloé.
27. You feel bad for Rob, and miss when he was on the show.
28. You think about what Kendall and Kylie are going to be like as adults.
29. Kim’s ugly cry makes you laugh even on your worst day.
30. You’ve thought about your “K” name, #Karah.
31. You honestly just wish you were a Kardashian.
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