Pretty Little Liars Recap: #FatalFinale

Right after I finished my nightly viewing of E News! and I switched to ABC Family, my cable went out. At first I thought maybe Pretty Little Liars was messing with its viewers, but no, Time Warner Cable was messing with me. I quickly grabbed my iPhone (and my roomie Claire) and logged onto to ABC Family app to start streaming live TV. TWC is also my internet provider, so I had to use my data, but the fatal PLL finale was in my hands (literally). Now onto the liars drama instead of mine…

1. A flash forward to the end of the episode at the beginning of the episode! As if this show wasn’t confusing enough.tumblr_naziy24iD41sog89ho1_500

2. I have two thoughts about it being Thanksgiving in Rosewood. There’s no way PLL can top a Gossip Girl turkey day, and HOW IS IT STILL THE FALL OF THEIR SENIOR YEAR?!

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Update: According to my research, the liars started senior year during season 3. That means season 3, 4 and the first half of 5 all took place IN 4 MONTHS. There’s only one explantion…. #RosewoodHighIsA

3. #MonasRoom #MonaHasADollFetish

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4. And a mom! She seems too normal to have raised such a crazy little b****.
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5. “I took all of my Ali anger out on you guys. And I’m sorry for that.” Sounds like a reasonable way to say sorry for almost killing you.tumblr_nayp95hvDv1sckz0eo3_500

6. “I’ll wait for the cookies.” #LoveYouForeverHeffytumblr_mvs6iy17nD1ryfjs3o8_250

7. “I don’t want to hold your hand in the hallway, Emily.” Mona makes one girl at Rosewood who doesn’t.

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8. Ali in the hallway with the lookalike liars… did she hire them to talk to her? Is she trying to start a girl band?

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9. Plot twist of the season: Toby actually looks hot in his cop uniform.

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10. Christmas decorations!? Only PLL would make what holiday they’re celebrating SO damn confusing.

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11. How did they not make #ReadHerBoobs a hashtag when Hanna pointed out Emily’s “This Girl Loves Christmas” t-shirt? #ShameOnYouABCFamily #HireMeForHashtagWritertumblr_nays5h5QL41qey4wco4_250

12. “If you can’t find Christmas in your heart, you can’t find it under your tree.” #ItsTheDayBeforeThanksgiving #ShutUpEmilytumblr_nay56es0IQ1r7s32to4_400

13. These girls lie about everything in their lives, but can’t handle a little white lie about who called and who is in charge of getting the cranberries. #PrettyLittleMoronstumblr_nazf80qDB91tqyxtyo1_500

14. Mention of Spencer’s drug phase! #Tbt #JesseSpanoWouldBeProudSpencer-2x12-spencer-hastings-24986001-500-280

15. Mona IS Veronica Mars (and the other PLLs are dumbed down Nancy Drews).tumblr_naymyfQaL61rfgvlyo1_500

16. “Could you lie to that face?” Haleb>>> Spoby>>> Ezria #SorryNotSorry

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17. They should really air a “Don’t try this at home kids” warning during this show because it’s just not that easy to sneak into mental hospitals. #RadleySecurityGuardNeeded

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18. Why is Hanna using a Britney Spears microphone instead of her iPhone to communicate?

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19. “Should I go call my parents?” Yes, Aria! Your sketchy and always out of town parents are definitely going to come to your rescue.tumblr_mry8voTy2E1sy4x1so1_500

20. The only thing that would make Emily yelling at Ali better would be if she slapped her.

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21. Ali would drive a bug car. #YouCanGoShaveYourBackNowtumblr_nayjt91v111tex6aco1_250

22. Second mention of college this episode! If that’s not the most shocking part of this episode than I don’t know what is.

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23. I would make fun of the fact that Toby’s cell service stopped working right when he got Spencer on the phone, but my cable went out right when PLL started, so I know believe in coincidences. And hell.

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24. Is it bad that all I can think about when Spencer is getting arrested is how much I hate Aria’s outfit? #PLLFashionPoliceSpinOff tumblr_nay2oaKg0D1rxm95zo4_500

25. “Mirror, mirror on the wall… Am I about to get murdered by someone blonde and tall?”

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26. #SadGuyInTheCorner

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27. Time for PLL to break twitter (and the hearts of everyone on the West Coast who hasn’t seen the episode yet) with their newest hashtag. #RIPMonatumblr_naxxufBNel1rn73xao1_500

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