I don’t want to be like Spencer Pratt.
Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott is finally starting to get sick of reality cameras filming his every move. The latest Tori & Dean show (this is their FIFTH) is Lifetime’s True Tori, and it follows the couple post cheating scandal (perhaps Dean is sick of the camera because he’s the one who cheated… just a thought). He had a meltdown on the last episode because he did not want the cameras to film his discussion with Tori about whether or not to get a vasectomy. The best part of the breakdown? Dean repeatedly saying he does not want to be like Spencer Pratt. Spencer responded by retweeting a series of tweets about how he is better than Dean. #RealityTV and #TheHills forever, am I right?
TVQOTW Runner Up: “I have a joint in my handbag and it’s not going to smoke itself. Would you like to join me on the Truman balcony?” -Former First Lady Bitsy Cooper on Scandal
Mellie bonded with another First Lady over a joint on the last Scandal and it was epic. We can only hope Bitsy makes another appearance soon and these two become TV’s new dynamic duo.
Bonus Quote: “Your friend Enzo turned me into something straight out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” -Ivy on The Vampire Diaries
Nothing makes me happier than a TV show referencing another TV show. #VampsStickTogether. PS: Can we make Stefan and Caroline happen ASAP, please? PLEASE.
DOUBLE Bonus Quote: “SlkhgiYGHJDKHGK” – French Montana on Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons
French Montana (Khloé’s former flame) made his Kardashian debut on the premiere of Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons and I can honestly say I did not understand one word the rapper said. I don’t know if that is how he speaks all of the time or if he just mumbled because he was nervous in front of the camera, but I have one thing to say: #TGFS (Thank God For Subtitles).
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