I have made it very clear that I don’t take celebrity break-ups well. However, I know I can’t be the only one who gets a little excited when Taylor Swift and her boyfriend break-up. A TSwift break-up means a new album filled with brilliant lyrics, and if she was in a relationship for longer than a few months, we would risk losing that. (We also risk seeing her happy enough to star in movie with her boyfriend, and no one needs A Valentine’s Day repeat).

I hope Taylor finds “the one” someday, but I also hope it’s after she dates a few more Oscar winners, boy band lead singers and Kennedys. (I thought about throwing in someone non-famous, but we all know half of the fun is decoding which A-lister she’s bashing–I mean–singing about).