1. I have this theory that if you cut off all of Allison Williams’s hair she’ll look like a British man.
2. How Marnie of Peter Pan to sing a song about how great he/she is.
3. Wendy is so thirsty for Peter.
4. “I’m no elf.” What exactly are you, Peter? And what are you, Allison Williams? A he/she? A Miley Cyrus lookalike?
9. Love triangle alert! Are you team Wendy or Tiger Lilly, Allison Williams?
10. That Crocodile is going to haunt me in my dreams.
11. Wendy got rejected! #HesJustNotThatIntoYou
12. A. Williams just broke the fourth wall and I’m sorry but she’s no Zack Morris, Frank Underwood or Steve from Blues Clues. #IWillNotClap
13. This is our world now. #SaveTinkerbell
I can’t believe I just sat through that whole thing. Is it possible the Sound of Music was more enjoyable? Here’s to Grease Live! in just 364 days.