55 Oscar Moments We Need To Talk About

After one super-long, kind of trippy Oscars, Award Season has come to an end. Let’s look back at the most important red carpet and Academy Award Show moments.

1. First things first: Ugly Betty, why are you at the Oscars?

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2. Will.I.am looks like a referee. Are things that bad for him post- Black Eyed Peas?

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3. “Where are you, hair…” Sung to the tune of Faith Hill’s version of Where Are You Christmas.

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4. Margot Robbie is the pretty version of Jaime Pressly.

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5. Behati: Your one job is to look good and you look like an idiot. #JustSayNoToTheMiddlePart

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6. Steve Carell’s wife looks like she’s wearing a carpet. Again: YOUR ONE JOB IS TO LOOK GOOD.

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7. Lupita is wearing 6,000 pearls on her body. I am currently wearing $5 leggings and a stained sweatshirt.

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8. Who gave Khloé Kardashian permission to be on Live From The Red Carpet. Did we learn nothing from X Factor?

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9. “Swing your partner round and round…”

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10. Are you auditioning for The Real Housewives, Lady Gaga?

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11. Emma Stone was definitely not in the I Hate Rachel Green Club.

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12. Melanie Griffith and Dakota Johnson: Making mothers and daughters feel better about their relationship one interview about 50 Shades at a time.

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13. #DeathByDuckFace

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14. Benedict Cumberbatch is my idol.

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15. Now I want to turn off The Oscars and have a movie marathon.

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16. I can’t be the only one disappointed the Barden Bellas didn’t come out behind that curtain.

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17. Stedman looks like he’s on drugs.

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18. Juno’s dad wants us to call our moms. Has JunoBug been ignoring his calls and throwing up in the urn again?

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19. The plastic baby from American Sniper should have won Best Supporting Actor.

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20. Octavia Spencer is my spirit animal #Snacks #Snacks #Snacks

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21. Oh hi Dakota Johnson, it’s nice to see you fully clothed. #IveSeenYourBoobsMoreThanMyOwn

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22. Why is J-Lo here? Was The Boy Next Door nominated?tumblr_niau9qOUXP1slin46o1_500
23. I know you’re foreign, but this music means it’s time to stop. #ThisisWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings

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24. Jennifer Aniston must be thinking: “THIS got nominated for an Oscar and I DIDN’T?!” #OscarsOnAcid

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25. Do you think the people in the “Best Short Film” category know that know one cares?

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26. They should play “Everything Is Awesome” when they announce the winner of each category.

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27. The producers of The Crisis Line gave a great speech, but I was little distracted by the black cat hair balls on that one chick’s dress.

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28. Nobody needed to see NPH like this after Gone Girl.

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29. Jared Leto looks like Jesus going to prom.

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30. You just know Emma Stone carried that Lego Oscar around with her the rest of the night like it was real.

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31. Whoever got snubbed for Meryl Streep to be nominated for Into The Woods must be pissed.

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32. “Thank you to the director of my movie, and THANK YOU TAX PAYERS AND WE NEED CLEAN WATER AND GO WOMEN.” – Patrica Arquette

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33. J-Lo and Meryl look like they would be good extras in a football movie.

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34. Was Liam Hemsworth not available?

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35. Rita Ora is out for revenge after her part in 50 Shades was cut to 30 seconds.

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36. Anna Kendrick should host the Oscars.

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37. Frozen should have won again.

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38. Am I the only one who can’t see Zoe Saldana without picturing Crossroads?

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39. “I’m going to mess up your name so bad. And I can’t wait to kiss your face.” – John Travolta

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40. They should really just call the In Memoriam segment: “I didn’t know he died.”

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41. Throwback to when Fantasia won American Idol instead of Jennifer Hudson. #OneOfThemIsAnOscarWinnerAndPerformingTonight #TheOtherOneHasALifetimeMovie

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42. Ben Affleck definitely just showed up and does not want to be there. #AgroFTheOscars

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43. You know you didn’t win anything, right Terrence Howard?  This isn’t time for a monologue.

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44. Neil Patrick Harris needs to stop making fun of the people not nominated for an Oscar because he’s never been nominated for an Oscar… #FakeMLKHatesYou

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45. Chris Pine: Making women everywhere swoon with just one tear.

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46. Adele Idina  is still clearly pissed and has not it let go.

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… Also John is going to have to come back next year and apologize for all of the touching/ sexual assault.

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47. ScarJo’s hair looks like Justin Bieber.

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48. Picture this: Lady Gaga instead of Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music Live.

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49. Also Picture This: It’s 11:17 and there’s still like 15 awards to be given out and we’re watching a Sound of Music tribute. #ThisIsNotADrill

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50. Julie Andrews “I’mma let you finish, but I AM Sister Maria…”

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51. “Stay weird, stay different.” ARE YOU LISTENING @NORMALLOOKINGLADYGAGA

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52. Eddie Redmayne is me when the food I ordered arrives.

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53. President Coin won an Oscar! Is it for killing President Snow?

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54. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE BOX NPH, IT’S 12:01. EVEN OCTAVIA DOESN’T CARE.

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55. He should have ended it like this. #Regrets

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