55 Oscar Moments We Need To Talk About

I like it when we all watch the same thing

— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) February 23, 2015

After one super-long, kind of trippy Oscars, Award Season has come to an end. Let’s look back at the most important red carpet and Academy Award Show moments.

1. First things first: Ugly Betty, why are you at the Oscars?

2. Will.I.am looks like a referee. Are things that bad for him post- Black Eyed Peas?

3. “Where are you, hair…” Sung to the tune of Faith Hill’s version of Where Are You Christmas.

4. Margot Robbie is the pretty version of Jaime Pressly.

5. Behati: Your one job is to look good and you look like an idiot. #JustSayNoToTheMiddlePart

6. Steve Carell’s wife looks like she’s wearing a carpet. Again: YOUR ONE JOB IS TO LOOK GOOD.

7. Lupita is wearing 6,000 pearls on her body. I am currently wearing $5 leggings and a stained sweatshirt.

8. Who gave Khloé Kardashian permission to be on Live From The Red Carpet. Did we learn nothing from X Factor?

9. “Swing your partner round and round…”

10. Are you auditioning for The Real Housewives, Lady Gaga?

11. Emma Stone was definitely not in the I Hate Rachel Green Club.

12. Melanie Griffith and Dakota Johnson: Making mothers and daughters feel better about their relationship one interview about 50 Shades at a time.

13. #DeathByDuckFace

14. Benedict Cumberbatch is my idol.

15. Now I want to turn off The Oscars and have a movie marathon.

16. I can’t be the only one disappointed the Barden Bellas didn’t come out behind that curtain.

17. Stedman looks like he’s on drugs.

18. Juno’s dad wants us to call our moms. Has JunoBug been ignoring his calls and throwing up in the urn again?

19. The plastic baby from American Sniper should have won Best Supporting Actor.

20. Octavia Spencer is my spirit animal #Snacks #Snacks #Snacks

21. Oh hi Dakota Johnson, it’s nice to see you fully clothed. #IveSeenYourBoobsMoreThanMyOwn

22. Why is J-Lo here? Was The Boy Next Door nominated?
23. I know you’re foreign, but this music means it’s time to stop. #ThisisWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings

24. Jennifer Aniston must be thinking: “THIS got nominated for an Oscar and I DIDN’T?!” #OscarsOnAcid

25. Do you think the people in the “Best Short Film” category know that know one cares?

26. They should play “Everything Is Awesome” when they announce the winner of each category.

27. The producers of The Crisis Line gave a great speech, but I was little distracted by the black cat hair balls on that one chick’s dress.

28. Nobody needed to see NPH like this after Gone Girl.

29. Jared Leto looks like Jesus going to prom.

30. You just know Emma Stone carried that Lego Oscar around with her the rest of the night like it was real.

31. Whoever got snubbed for Meryl Streep to be nominated for Into The Woods must be pissed.

32. “Thank you to the director of my movie, and THANK YOU TAX PAYERS AND WE NEED CLEAN WATER AND GO WOMEN.” – Patrica Arquette

33. J-Lo and Meryl look like they would be good extras in a football movie.

34. Was Liam Hemsworth not available?

35. Rita Ora is out for revenge after her part in 50 Shades was cut to 30 seconds.

36. Anna Kendrick should host the Oscars.

37. Frozen should have won again.

38. Am I the only one who can’t see Zoe Saldana without picturing Crossroads?

39. “I’m going to mess up your name so bad. And I can’t wait to kiss your face.” – John Travolta

40. They should really just call the In Memoriam segment: “I didn’t know he died.”

41. Throwback to when Fantasia won American Idol instead of Jennifer Hudson. #OneOfThemIsAnOscarWinnerAndPerformingTonight #TheOtherOneHasALifetimeMovie

42. Ben Affleck definitely just showed up and does not want to be there. #AgroFTheOscars

43. You know you didn’t win anything, right Terrence Howard? This isn’t time for a monologue.

44. Neil Patrick Harris needs to stop making fun of the people not nominated for an Oscar because he’s never been nominated for an Oscar… #FakeMLKHatesYou