Zayn Malik quit the British boy-band One Direction. Never forget where you were at 12:44pm on March 25th, because the world will never be the same. Let’s brainstorm why Zayn decided to go in another direction.
1. He’s A (Charles did have dark Zayn- like hair).
2. He was jealous of how great things were going for Nick Jonas, so he decided to go solo.
3. He has strong feelings about whether Kaitlyn or Britt should be the Bachelorette, and needed to find Chris Harrison.
4. He’s too busy and cannot find time to keep up with the Kardashians.
5. He’s overwhelmed by The Mindy Project cliffhanger, and is off to India.
6. He read Adam Brody’s new interview and found out that Blair Waldorf and Dorota were friends IRL, and quit to pursue a friendship with them. #XOXOZayn
7. He heard Ohio State will let anyone play quarterback and wants to win a championship.
8. He wants to join The Backstreet Boys.
9. He wants to pursue a reality show with his fiancé Perrie Edwards called New Direction.
10. Taylor Swift has a crush on him and pressured him to quit because of Harry.
11. He’s dedicated his life to finding out whether or not Derek cheated on Meredith on Grey’s Anatomy.
12. He’s a vampire.
13. He wants to play Aladdin in a live action version of Aladdin (a la Cinderella) and thinks Disney is going to write a script soon.
14. He wants to be on Dancing with the Stars.
15. He wants to work at Burger King because Chicken Fries are back.
16. He’s 22 but isn’t feeling happy, free, confused and lonely at the same time.