29 Comments, Questions and Concerns from the 2015 Billboard Music Awards

If you missed the Billboard Music Awards or just want to find out what I was thinking during the show, check out this recap of the best moments: 1. #BadBloodMusicVideo: When is ABC going to announce a pilot called Bad Blood? And when is Katy Perry going to get Rihanna and friends to retaliate? PzkJApy-1431913580 2. Why is this old guy in a golf outfit jumping around on the stage? He reminds me of the drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 17:  Singer David Lee Roth of Van Halen attends the 2015 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 17, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada.  (Photo by Michael Buckner/BMA2015/Getty Images for dcp) 3. Shoutout to whoever just tripped on Chrissy Teigen’s dress for getting their 15 minutes of fame. I might steal that move if I’m ever at an award show. 1BLbcBIs3Lgx 4. I don’t want to watch Chrissy and Ludacris host this, but I would like to drink with them. giphy-1 5. Britney Spears is me trying to focus in class after multiple cups of coffee. Screen Shot 2015-05-18 at 8.55.11 PM and J.Lo is me trying to act like I don’t care when a restaurant is serving Diet Pepsi instead of Diet Coke.Screen Shot 2015-05-18 at 8.55.19 PM 6. Harry Styles is doing a great job avoiding eye contact with his ex- girlfriends in the crowd. tumblr_noiyazCyyM1s67wzro1_250 And One Direction just made everyone mourn Zayn all over again. Except Louis. Louis wishes everyone would JUST. STAB. CAESAR (aka Zayn). anigif_optimized-5982-1431938977-18 7. Calvin Harris is marking his territory on T. Swift. giphy 8. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen a Fall Out Boy performance without the camera being on Pete Wentz the entire time. Do you think it’s because he had an awkward run-in with his ex Ashlee’s sister-in-law Tracee Ellis Ross and can’t recover? tumblr_noj1vrQQ1F1tuzl8ro1_500 9. #RealTalk: How has Kaitlyn not killed Britt yet?

attends the 2015 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 17, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 10. I like any opportunity to celebrate Nick Jonas as the best JoBro (even if he looks like an astronaut in that jacket). tumblr_noiwfaALWL1s19qooo2_400 11. I wouldn’t be opposed to a Legend-Trainor presidential run. Or a Christmas album filled with duets (they both have the same effect on my life). LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 17:  Recording artists John Legend (L) and Meghan Trainor perform onstage during the 2015 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 17, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada.  (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images) 12. Adele Dazeem looks nothing like Idina Menzel tonight. tumblr_noiv9r9Orj1sbuf87o2_500 13. Mariah Carey sounds like a combination of my cat when I step oh her tale and me singing in the shower. tumblr_noixyetGhp1tuzl8ro1_500 14. I don’t know whether I should cry over this Paul Walker tribute or laugh at Wiz Khalifa’s dancing. tumblr_noiwtuWA0G1tuzl8ro1_500 15. Kendall and Kylie look like they are gathering material for the burn book. attends the 2015 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 17, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 16. I don’t know if Celine Dion trying to rock that slit or Sam Smith’s acceptance speech was funnier. tumblr_noj0611Q341qhuyeco1_1280 tumblr_noiw8dNWz71rijmvyo1_500 17. I could watch John Legend talk about Chrissy Teigen all day. And pretend my name is Chrissy Teigen. tumblr_noj42fElwQ1tuzl8ro1_500 18. Faith Hill’s hair could go. Like at this point she should just shave it all off. tumblr_noiwng6Kv91qjlbt0o3_1280 19. DAMN, MEREDITH GREY. DAMN. McDreamy is rolling over in his grave right now (…too soon?). tumblr_noiyhtWl4a1s0gaqko9_r1_500 20. Chris Brown looks a ripe tomato. tumblr_noj031CyWS1r8auiro1_500 21. Rita Ora’s dress looks like it was made by a partially blind Project Runway contestant. tumblr_nojizeGMbE1r5vk9ho1_1280 22. Britney is the definition of a cool mom. Like could you imagine her picking you up from school in that outfit? anigif_original-2194-1431915696-12 23. Would low-key do anything to be Austin Swift. tumblr_noj39fVRVS1svd4qjo1_540 24. I really feel like Taylor might be responsible for Catfish.


25. Nicki looks like a girl who took off half her clothes after she got to the school dance because her mom wouldn’t let her leave the house like that. tumblr_nok0cnqhFZ1s2vjfoo2_400 26. I can’t even enjoy Tori Kelly’s performance because #WhyHasntScooterDiscoveredMeYet? tumblr_nodcvjCV2s1rvxi53o1_r1_400 27. LET MOLLY IN YOUR CLIQUE, TAYLOR! She looks so much better than that last season of Secret Life of the American Teenager. tumblr_noj0imAIJ51rzk5pno1_500 Good girl. tumblr_noiz5aKexx1tuzl8ro1_500 28. Kendall and Kylie got booed and don’t even care because they could make fetch happen. tumblr_noizdhy81S1uqe8iio1_500 29. #HelpFindKanye… Actually don’t. This should just end. tumblr_noj0v3Tb0p1qejocno1_r1_500 Bonus: I’ll leave you with this, because it wouldn’t be an award show recap without it. tumblr_nojgmfKDST1r3ptbfo1_500

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