29 Questions From #TheBachelorette’s Men Tell All

1. Why did people clap for JJ?
2. Why hasn’t Bachelor in Paradise won an Emmy?
3. Are we surprised Ashely I cries all season and Ashley S (in the audience) looks like she forgot she was on BIP? (No).

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4. Did Brian grow his hair out so people wouldn’t recognize him as the drunk idiot on The Bachelor?
5. “I make fart jokes and have great conversations.” Tanner’s family is going to put that on his gravestone, right?
6.  Is Ben H standing up for Kaitlyn the hottest thing ever or the hottest thing ever?
7. Is Ian proposing to Clint? JJ? Chris Harrison? (All would probably accept).
8. Do they tell the ladies in the audience how to react?

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9. Corey, why do you keep talking? (Oh, because you are #jeal that JJ and Clint won’t include you in their bromance).
10. Who is hotter- Ben Z or Ben H?
11. Is intellectually curious a term Gwyneth Paltrow came up with?

12. Were half of these guys even still on the show when Nick showed up?
13. Has Kupah accepted his fate as a video game character yet?
14. Ben H and Joe cannot stop laughing. Did they smoke before this taping?
15. JJ, where is your child?
16. If Ben Z is “work,” where can I submit my resume?
17. Did Jared get better looking? Ye— no, I just saw the “Love Man” superhero clip.

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18. Is Jared’s ringtone “Linger” by the Cranberries?
19. How does Ben H need The Bachelor to find a girlfriend?

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20. Did the Bachelor people not give this Canadian (Kaitlyn) speech lessons?
21. #RealTalk Why can Chris Harrison say slut and bitch, but not shit?
22. #RealTalk Pt 2, Why didn’t he put the names of the cyberbullies on screen and see how much they owned up to?

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23. Would Jared take Kaitlyn back right now if she asked? (Absolutely).
24. Does Kaitlyn regret letting Nick on the show yet? Does she feel like she was Catfished because he wasn’t the same person online as he was on the show?
25. Did Tanner really think he had a chance?
26. Why hasn’t Cupcake gotten a word in?
27. Is Clint’s beard tricking anyone else into liking him?

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28. Ian, are you trying to be the Bachelor? Because you didn’t even get an invite to Paradise.
29. Did anyone else see Tony the Healer go in for that 5 minute long hug at the end?

PS: Shawn, keep doing you. And I totally condone you calling Nick “the other guy.”

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