The latest Hunger Games movie premiered last night and did not disappoint. I went to the movie and took hard-hitting notes to write this review/recap. #SpoilerAlert, but not really, because I focused more on J.Law’s hair than her storyline (both were great, BTW).
Even sweaty/crazy Jennifer Lawrence looks better than the majority of us ever will.
The District 13 hospital is straight out of a scene from Girl, Interrupted.
Katniss is bringing jumpsuits back. And also looks like she could have a part time job at Keith Scott Body Shop.
Is it possible that Liam Hemsworth got hotter? I hope Miley’s best friend Leslie is reminding her she really blew that one. #TeamGale
Katniss’s bodyguard looks like Kris Jenner’s new boyfriend.
Julianne Moore is in this movie? And rocking gray hair like Tori Spelling? Who knew. #Trendy
Is Capital TV the new E News!?
I want to be so famous that someone shaves for me like that chick does for President Snow. #LifeGoals
Effie Trinket is my spirit animal.
Scratch that. Haymitch is my spirit animal.
If Katniss turns down the job, “Finding A New MockingJay” would be a quality reality show.
Ashlee Simpson’s new husband alert! I think Newlyweds:Ashlee & Evan should be the new Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica. #SimpsonFamilyRealityShows
Awk that the world still thinks Katniss is pregnant. #BabyBumpWatch
Get McDreamy and Grey/Sloan Memorial to District 8’s hospital ASAP.
Tears. Actual-Lauren-Conrad-fighting-with-Audrina-tears. #ThePowerOfJLaw
Add Peeta’s face to the list of photoshop gone wrong.
Katniss and Gale in the woods are missing so many prime Instagram opportunities.
“This is where you kissed me” + Gale in that sweater = Bow Chicka Bow Wow.
Thank god JLaw’s singing in this movie turned out better than it was on Letterman.
“If we burn, you burn with us” is the new “You can’t sit with us.”
Prim’s cat is the real MVP of this movie. #BuildMeUpButtercup
Jennifer’s Katniss wig is so Kardashian inspired.
Katniss and President Snow for the most intense FaceTime of all time.
The Finnick/Annie reunion was straight out of a Bachelor finale.
#MeanPeeta #SassyPeeta #CRAZYPEETA… I think his alter ego should be called Peter or Petto.
The “Who-Ha” chant makes District 13 sound like a bunch of frat guys.
See you next time, Katniss, Gale and Peeta! #TheThreeBestFriendsWithNamesThatNoOneHas
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