1. First things first: Giuliana looks amazeballs.
2. I thought 5 Seconds of Summer would look more like 1D than Fall Out Boy…
…But Jaden Smith approves, so I guess we all have to.
3. Fergie is doing that thing where she talks about her kid and tells a super long story that no one cares about.
4. Ali Fedotowsky said jif instead gif, so basically she doesn’t even go here.
5. The guys from MAGIC! look like the kind of guys who would break into your house and kill you.
6. Someone get the dude from The Fault in Our Stars a stylist ASAP.
7. Did someone forget to tell Zendaya she was supposed to get dressed for the red carpet? #NotAPJParty
8. That awkward moment when I find out one of the member of One Direction isn’t British.
9. I forgot what it was like to see Nick Jonas in clothes…
…I prefer the latter.
10. Taylor Swift defines crazy ex-girlfriend (in the best way possible).
11. MCDREAMY!!! HE GOT A HAIRCUT AND LOOKS DREAMY AGAIN!!
12. I don’t think the Fault In Our Stars audience was prepared for the second half of Charli XCX’s performance. #BoobClap
PS my mom thought that was Iggy Azalea. #MomsWatchAwardShows
13. Sidenote: Patrick Dempsey wins for the best live-tweets of the AMAs.
14. “I would do anything for a black man and a child.” -my roommate on Jamie Foxx and his adorable daughter.
15. T.I. got old.
16. I wish Sam Smith was hotter. #IsThatBad
17. “Now I totally get why she’s friends with Taylor Swift.” -both of my roommates on Lorde
18. Ariana Grande is showing everyone why Big Sean picked her over Naya Rivera.
19. Ne-Yo is wearing a Ke$ha inspired jacket. Ke$ha with the dollar sign, not without.
20. Kendall didn’t mess up, so naturally Kylie did. #JennerSistersNeverLetUsDown
21. TAKE THAT, BIEBER! The Heart Whats What is Wants is the new Cry Me A River (or Cry Me A Taylor Swift).
22. “Harry Styles sings with his hands behind his back and looks like he’s doing a potty dance.” – You should all just follow my roommate @Karen_Kaplan13 on twitter now
23. “If Lil Wayne is talented, I am Whitney Houston.” – my mother #MomsWatchAwardShows should be a TV show on E!.
24. Has anyone ever worked harder at their 15 minutes of fame than Frankie from Big Brother/ Ariana Grande’s brother…
… The answer is no.
25. Who would win in a fight for T.Swift’s love: Lorde or Selena?
26. “I love talking to you online.” What if T.Swift catfished you?
28. Luke Bryan is drunk.
30. Do you think Nicki, Ariana and Jessie J would let me sit with them?
Gifs courtesy of http://www.tumblr.com and http://www.perezhilton.com.