Season 6 and somehow better than its been in years? Pretty Little Liars premiered on ABC Family last night and I have a lot of notes (and suggested hashtags, of course).
1. Who is this creepy chick locked in the dollhouse that kind of looks like a young Ashlee Simpson?
2. I really appreciate Charles’ sense of humor. Playing a song with the lyrics, “Don’t fence me in” was a bold and genius move.
3. #DudesCanBeBitchesToo #Feminism
4. “Wow, Hanna, an 11 letter word.” Being locked in a dollhouse makes Emily sassy.
5. Are these prom dresses uglier than I remember? The rain might help them tbh.
6. Hanna’s so thirsty she could drink a “pee ice cube.” #WhoWritesThisShow
7. #EmilyThinksAStoleHerKidney (This one totally would have trended).
8. Why is no one concerned about Charles taking their clothes off when they were unconscious?
9. “Please don’t hurt my friends.” K, Ali! I’m sure A will totes listen!
10. Toby as a cop is one of the least believable things about this show (and that’s saying something).
11. Are all of these pigs in the dollhouse hefty Hanna jokes?
12. Am I the only one who thought of Rory’s USO Party when Ali’s phone played “Don’t Sit Under The Apple Tree.” (Now I want to watch Gilmore Girls).
13. They all look pretttty good for surviving three weeks of torture.
14. Mona in the hole is giving me Brody from Homeland flashbacks. #TooFar?
15. Call me crazy but I feel like Toby should know working with the cops MIGHT be a better idea than working with his old English teacher and a guy who used to talk to ghosts (#NeverForgetRosewood).
16. Oh, a man with a baseball hat on walking by a reporter! It’s totally the dude who kidnapped the girls! Good work, Toby!
17. Ali’s my-friends-are-missing haircut is OP.
18. Aria to Charles: “You better not kill my mom! She has to do a Charmed reunion!”
19. Charles putting Hanna in those orange pants is the easily one of the worst things he’s done to her.
20. I think my “trapped in a hole” song would be Trap Queen, not this Mockingbird lullaby. #GodMona
21. Charles hacking road side assistance? #Respect
22. Why is Charles so obsessed with the ugly yellow tank top that Ali wore the night she went missing? I was rooting for you Charles! Come on!
23. These idiots would be dead without Spencer. She deserves a spin-off a la Veronica Mars.
24. “A has a soul!” Yes, his popcorn machine and home movies totally make up for him kidnapping you.
25. Charles Inner Thoughts: “Do I kill my sister or save my teddy bear?” #RealTalk
26. …Is it bad that I would have totally abandoned Mona?
27. I would be crying so much harder than these chicks if I was rescued.
28. Ali totally knows Charles is her bro and was brainstorming ways to try and get out of this one when Emily asked her.
29. I think I actually enjoyed this episode of PLL? (Not as much as making fun of it, but still… I’m excited for next week?)