Congratulations Jared Leto! Not only do you have an Oscar now, but you also have the best hair ever! This honor was made official when Lauren Conrad, now the former queen of best hair, agreed.

Speaking of Lauren Conrad:

Kristin Cavallari joined Giuliana Rancic, Kelly Osborne and some Australian lady on E!’s red carpet special, and felt a little random and out of place. It turns out the choice to put Kristin on the Academy Award Special wasn’t totally random, because she will be hosting her own E! show called The Fabulist in March. Kristin will be joined by designer Orly Shani to talk beauty, fashion and lifestyle trends. I know Kristin and Lauren Conrad haven’t technically been in competition since their Laguna Beach days, but I’d just like to point out if someone was still keeping score, LC would totally be winning.

Lauren has THREE clothing lines.

Gif: http://www.giphy.com

Kristin has two shoe lines.

Gif: http://www.giphy.com

Lauren was on The Hills for 5 and 1/2 seasons:

Gif: http://www.tumblr.com

Kristin was on The Hills for 1 and 1/2 seasons:

Gif: http://www.giphy.com

Lauren has 3.22 million twitter followers and a popular blog:

Gif: http://www.tumblr.com

Kristin has 1.15 million twitter followers:

Gif: http://www.tumblr.com

Lauren has 6 best-selling novels out:

Gif: http://www.tumblr.com

And 2 style guide books:

Gif: http://www.tumblr.com

Kristin has zero:

Gif: http://www.tumblr.com

Both girls are doing extremely well personally, Lauren’s engaged and Kristin is married with a son and another one on the way. But if we go back to root of this rivalry, Stephen Colletti, Lauren was the last one to see Stephen (as far as Hills footage is concerned). So even though they’re not together, she kind of wins him too.

Gif: http://www.tumblr.com

Not that anyone’s counting.